Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Eye Liner Shortage Inevitable due to Jack Sparrow's Never Ending Story

A new 'Pirates' movie is already in the works, and it's title will probably sound something "Pirates of the Caribbean: Put Anything but a '5' Here". Producer Jerry Bruckheimer wants to assure us that there will be no 'Pirates 5' without Depp, and that there'll be no Depp unless the script is... well, a script.
"’s going to depend on the screenplay. It always does. (Depp's) maniacal about not wanting to disappoint his audience.”
It must be nice to be in Depp's audience. Imagine never having to feel the sting of disappointment, plus I hear they get a bus ride to the movies every other Wednesday morning if they don't feel like coloring on that particular day.

Any who, Depp must be pleased with the amount of times he gets slapped by exotic woman and with the amount of times he gets to correct his opposition when they forget to call him "Captain", because he's apparently already in negotiations for the 5th installment. Hopefully Robin Williams can play a part and tell Captain Jack that it's not his fault, because if Jack Sparrow can't learn to be content by the 5th film than maybe a Pirates life isn't for him.

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